I haven't journaled in a while... wow... Since August...

I'm at my grandma's house and yesterday when meh Gangsta Grandpa, Michael, got home, I heard some weird noises similar to the sounds the actors and actresses make in the movies when there's a make out scene. I walked out to the dining room and saw Michael shoving his face into a slice of pumpkin bread. Then I realized that he was making those sounds! I asked my grandma what he was doing.
"He's making love to a slice of pumpkin bread!" She said, trying not to laugh.
I died and then my dead corpse trudged back to the room I was staying in.

I know its random...I just want to put something in my journal...